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6 years ago

Hello again faithful reader. I'm back today after a nice three day weekend and I'm downing energy drinks and aspirins about as fast and as often as I can. To hell with 2 every 4 hours; I inverted that shit and now we're talking. Maybe, just maybe, if I live properly for a while I can get my liver back to normal function before Thanksgiving. I didn't even drink that much, but I think I ate about four pounds of those damn brandy filled chocolates so now I'm hungover and battling insulin shock.

For dinner I cooked a delicious braised rabbit stew. I thought that it was delicious and made for a nice departure from the norm, but some of the kids seemed to get upset at the idea of eating the Easter Bunny. I thought that he was delicious and really, I can get eggs at the grocery store if I want them (and I don't even have to look that hard). I mean, I wouldn't mess with the Tooth Fairy; at least she brings money. Whatever. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. At Christmas I'm gonna cook the brats nine venison steaks and I'll decorate one of them with a maraschino cherry. Let Santa walk; fat man needs his exercise anyway.

But that's a long way away and for now I'm just counting down the days until Summer. Hopefully you all had a nice break, and are ready to rock and roll again as we keep pushing the 'hub forward and make it the #1 adult site in the world!

I also wanted to take a couple of lines here to thank you all again for the amazing feedback that you've been giving us. You've absolutely loaded our plates with tons of great ideas and we're hoping to put most of them into effect over the next few weeks. Keep the great ideas coming and we'll keep getting to them as quick as we can.

Of course, for those of you who didn't get enough chocolate over the weekend, today's girl ought to be sweet enough to erode even the most stubborn enamel. She calls herself Bree Olson and I'm sure that, for this girl, no further description is necessary. Enjoy!


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And that's all the time we have for today, boys and girls. Come back tomorrow when you'll hear Just'in Porn say, "I'll see you all soon and, until then, be good to each other."

Peace,
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