6 years ago


It's all over, ladies and gentlemen.

I gotta say, the last four weeks of the Pornhub Hottest Member Contest have been one hell of a ride! Unfortunately, all good things must eventually come to an end, even if only for a little while. Between last week and this week, no new ladies have come forward and asked to be contestants in the contest and so it is time to crown our winner of Season One! And the Pornhub member that you chose as the champ? None other than... Lovely87!!! Congrats!

And I think we can al agree that the smokin' Chi-town hottie deserves the title for sure. We'll be sending her out a gift box filled with fresh and sexy Pornhub gear and, maybe if we're lucky, she'll take some new pics to tease us all with.

So, until we get a few more girls to step up and volunteer to be put under the spotlight, the contest is being put on temporary hold. I'd say that I'm sure it'll be back soon, but then again I'm also still waiting for Full House to go back on the air. Actually, that's a big fat lie. I always hated that show.

Of course, just because we don't have two girls going at it in today's post doesn't mean that I don't still have a hot piece of tail to share with all my fans. I wouldn't leave you hanging like that, would I?

So, I've been back for only a few days, but already my tan is starting to fade and I'm going back to my old pale ways. Maybe I should spend some time with my head in the oven, really get a tan. (Note: please do NOT put your head in the oven. That was a joke). Of course, there's absolutely nothing wrong with pale. Yesterday I posted some pics of a gorgeous bronze Latina teen piece of jail bait, but today I went the other way and found a girl almost as pale as can be (without being an albino) and yet who is still an absolute stunner.

But I guess that if 30 can be the new 20 (whatever that's supposed to mean), then "Pale is the new Tan" could also work.... Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about either. All you can drink Rum Punch for a week scrambled my brains and makes for some pretty strange writing.


Well, I'm gonna close my eyes and pretend like I'm on a stroll down the beach, but I'll hit you all up tomorrow. Enjoy your night, and be good to each other.

P,L and H...
Just'in Porn


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