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4 years ago

Booty Pop

When girls (sometimes men) are physically capable of separating their butt cheeks and shaking it. There is no movement in any other body part, not the legs or lower back, just simply the bootay. It's crazyyy

'dayum dat beezy sure no how to booty pop that ass.'

When I asked two of my close male friends what my next blog should be about, I was thoroughly humored by their answers. While one friend suggested burlesque dancing (apparently Lexi Belle is all about that these days) the other insisted on virgins (annnnnd since those are non-existent on Pornhub). The conversation then led to a variety of Maury Povich-esque themes and topics...I essentially ended up from where I started off, with nada.

Between selecting sexy vids for the @Pornhub Twitter account and scoping out the hot uploads you folks throw at us I watch a LOT of porn daily. Like, a fuckload. So much in fact that sometimes when I leave work and am on public transit, I automatically see everyone I look at fucking. Naked and fucking. Though unintentional it makes me wonder if I'm starting to develop one seriously warped super power (though I've always wanted a super power). Bottom line is that I view an insane variety of videos on a regular basis, while I have my favorites and my least favorites (hello fucking with sunglasses on!!?? Wtf!) I thought it would be rad to share one of my favorites of the week with you. Even though she may not be a burlesque dancing virgin, I have happily viewed this babe at LEAST 8 times this week and have to yet to tire of her! (Make sure to have your headphones on for this one ;)



While not as raunchy as, let's say, Double Penetration, I think the words mesmerizing, captivating, and even gripping could be used to describe this video....not to mention HOT.
After seeing this pure gold I both decided (and announced to my 6000 followers on Twitter) that learning to Booty Pop was my new goal in life (orrrrr for the week...whatever held my attention longer). After positioning my medium sized white ass in front of the mirror at home I embarked upon what I discovered to be...one tough mission. My first attempts failed terribly as all I managed to do was pucker my entire ass in (you know what I mean? When you tense both of your ass muscles at the same time?) Not very attractive, nor did it mimic anything in my beloved video. I attributed my loss to lack of talent..or maybe even size. After crying myself to sleep for numerous nights in a row I found myself asking, maybe I just don't have enough booty....maybe I JUST wasn't meant to booty pop!?

It was a random run in with a close friend and coworker that turned this story around. After confessing my latest failed mission she pulled me aside and coached me in the art of 'Booty Poppin'. After listening to her instructions and watching closely I managed to pull out any inner Beyonce, Coco or J-Lo I had going on. Positioning myself in front of a mirror yet again, I finally saw what I believed impossible....my right ass cheek rising, or poppin')followed by my left. I bore witness to the beginning of something beautiful... I like to think my stumbling across this Booty Shaking video falls along the lines of divine fate. Maybe watching retarded amounts of porn IS the best thing that has ever happened to me!?

Though still harnessing my new talent I am giving serious thought as to where I will use it to make the world a better place. Perhaps in seniors homes? For charity events? Work functions ? The options are endless...

I leave you some Booty Poppin Tips and another 'Booty Shaking' video (there is actual fucking in this one!)

Jordan's Tips For The Perfect Booty Pop

- Keep in mind the magic is in the small of your back.
- Make sure you are relaxed, do some stretches before you pop that shit
- Stick your ass out slightly
- Pretend there is string connected to that fine ass of yours and it's being pulled up towards the sky
- Pull up one cheek and then the other
- Keep practicing this slowly
- Speed that shit up and eventually add music
- Taste the victory as you realize you have just made your life a little richer





4 years ago

I like Pornhub

I like Pornhub and cash

I like Pornhub, cash and I've got ridiculously hot tits

Own writing utensils? Have a body (or a partner that is willing to share theirs)? Can you SPELL!? Then damn I think that qualifies you for Pornhubs most Shameless contest yet! Dedicated to the hub? Show us some love (and your finest assets) and baby we'll treat you good. Brand your body with the word 'Pornhub' On Tits, Ass and as many creative areas as there are to cover using mustard, markers, you name it and win cash! Simply snap a shot of your sexy Shameless Promo and send it to:


Jordan@pornhub.com

Deadline Entry is FEBRUARY 1st 2010 so You've still got time to plan your sweet winning pic!


Top five sexiest or creative entries will be voted on by the Big Wigs here at Pornhub and the winner will walk away with $200.00 and a free pornhub T-shirt! Who the hell said there's no such thing easy money? Looking forward to seeing how creative (and maybe a little perverse) you can get. Make me wet Pornhubbers!



Muah!

Jordan Pornhub


4 years ago

Pornhub and the rest of the world are embarking on a New Year and as per usual the sweet taste of reinvention is in the air (and down your pants). Out with the old and in the new, right!? Since resolutions still suck like a whore Pornhub has done all the work for you. Looking to be a part of something progressive? Change something in your life? Well thanks to your suggestions, you have just changed the #1 porn site in the world (for real!).

Good porn never gets old and like anything else, is only made better with fresh ideas. The brains at Pornhub have sat down and mixed your sexy requests with some bright ideas of their own and have come up with fresh new ways of categorizing your favorite porn. If you're like me you don't want to search hundreds of videos looking for that one incredible midget three way (or whatever it is that gets your goat ;).What I get from these changes is that Pornhub wants to give you easier, faster access to hot vids, less searching more fap fap fap ;)

This is what the Hub has in store;

Firstly, I am INCREDIBLY excited/proud to announce the launch of our final new and original category, "FEMALE FRIENDLY"! As a chick who's got mad love for porn I'm truly grateful that a site (and hey the site I get to work for!) is finally recognizing that woman (1 in 3 in the United States to be exact) are porn viewers. Even though most woman keep their Pornish appreciation "closeted" a cool 70% of woman are reported to be watching (hell yeah!). Pornhubs "Female Friendly" category will cover a wide range of interests. Attractive male actors (a rarity), in depth plot and seduction heavy scenes, extended fore play, eye contact and fem dom types are to be expected, something to make everyone wet. "Female Friendly" will be easy to spot highlighted with pink or purple and will take seconds to locate (Once again less searching more lovin'! ;)
Aside from our Female Friendly category keep your eyes peeled (and your hand in your pants) for these bad boys:

Camel Toe
Squirt
Small Tits
Rough Sex
Party
Euro
Threesome
Double Penetration
Webcam
Fisting

The ten categories above essentially break down our quirkier, kinkier videos (because not everyone's favorite flavor is vanilla!). While most are pretty self explanatory I'd like to go a little deeper (never a bad decision ;) with a few of the above;

"Euro" will consist of foreign babes (both male and female) possibly speaking a different language or with a sexy accent. Watch out for the distinctive European body type (think runway model), slender, small tits, and overall Baltic looks. If you like that exotic European look this category is for you!



I have one friend in particular that would pretty much give his right arm to get with one of these babys.



This is probably why our category Camel Toe especially humors me and hey, even sparks my interest a little. While the term itself has only been coined within the last decade the following is HUGE. Never viewed a Camel Toe as a sexy bit? I think we might just change your mind.

The last category I wanted hit you with is "Party".While the word itself can mean different things to different people Pornhubs definition consists of an array of different par-tay scenarios; from college frat parties, to a bird's eye view of a drunken night out with the girls, amateur action, dancing and all of the naughty insanity associated with a solid night out.



As you all know without YOU and the delicious content you upload daily there would be no Pornhub. I'd like to give props to our Community members that are constantly hitting us with new videos. I'd also like to remind everyone that during the launch your sexy videos are appreciated more than ever. If you think a video is hot and will suit one these new categories lay it on us!!

Hope your holidays were exceptionally naughty, looking forward to doing the dirty with Pornhub (and of course the Phub Posse!) in 2010.

Muah!

Jordan Pornhub


4 years ago

Hello Lovelies,

It's a new year here at Pornhub and change is already upon us. Thanks to your suggestions and feedback I wanted to let you know that as of today we have doubled the 'Favorites' section in our community (so from 50 to 100!). I was thrilled to hear this because not only do I get to see more of what gets you off (meow) but this also shows me that you folks are being listened to. What you want is stupid important especially with a site like Pornhub that is essentially built by members. Keep it coming.

The other update made to our site is that you will now be able to post pictures on the blog on your profile! More dirty pics??....I like.
When I asked for an alternative Slogan to our Current "Pornhub it Makes Your Dick Bigger and Your Pussy Wet". I was pumped by the amount of response (and creativity) you layed on me. Making sure to document each and every slogan suggested, I sent those bad boys off the Big Bosses here at Pornhub for review. It was a tough call as everyone has a different idea of what makes a solid slogan. While Pornhub has decided to stick with our newest version (It makes your Dick Bigger and Your Pussy Wet) I want to give big kisses and knucks to the top voted slogans for our contest. I will personally be sending you out a Pornhub T-shirt or Tank Top! (Holla!) We selected our top three slogans based on the highest amount of votes:
Shoutout to our winners in (no particular order);

. Pornhub: slippery when wet. Mankind
. Pornhub: makes your dick bigger and your twat hot. Maritt
. Pornhub: It makes your dick tick and your pussy purr! Dick

There were soooo many rad slogans; I saw a few I would have loved to see in the top three but hey! It's a new year and we're scheming up all sorts of dirty new contests for you to stick your finger in ;) so there will be lots to go around.

That's all for now Pornhubbers

Muah!

Jordan Pornhub


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