A workaholic finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You
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- nwahs
- Name: Prince Shawn
- Age: 28
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- Current City: Los Angeles
- Job: Real Estate Developer, Writer
- About Me: I am a pretty honest and sarcastic person who can be random, goofy and funny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a big sports fan. I have Laker season tickets and I go to a lot of Angels and Ducks games as well. My favorite college team is UNC. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have quite a few pets to keep me company. I have: five dogs (a puggle, a rottweiler, a chow, a jack russell terrier and a german shepherd). two giant bunnies (Bunny & Clyde), four guinea pigs (Sunny, Fluffy, Jordan & Tigre), three snakes (king named Stretch, boa named Connie and a python named Duke), two tarantulas (Hairy & Sally), tons of fish (both fresh and saltwater), a tortoise and two turtles, two ferrets (Magic & Sundance), ducks & geese and two echidnas (Knuckles and Tikal). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Right now I own five motorcycles: two Ducatis (1098S & 749S), a Suzuki (R750), Kawasaki (Ninja ZX14) and a Honda (600RR). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ask me or check out my blogs if you would like to know more about me.
- Interest & hobbies: I enjoy playing basketball, tennis, golfing, snowboarding, wakeboarding, surfing, running marathons, writing, watching movies, playing pool, swimming, riding my motorcycles and mountain climbing.
- Favorite Movies: Movies: I watch more movies than a person probably should. My favorite genre is Horror, least favorite is Western. I have an extremely huge DVD collection. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- TV Shows: Amazing Race, Around the Horn, Big Brother, Boondocks, Desperate Housewives, Everybody Hates Chris, Friday Night Lights, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Kyle XY, Naruto, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Robot Chicken, The Soup, South Park.
- Favorite Music: I primarily listen to Rap or R&B. I'd say I listen to "anything but country", but it annoys me when people say that about rap.
- Favorite Books: I pretty much read anything from self-help to graphic novels, but my favorite would be mysteries/thrillers.
- Turn Ons: Women who... Have confidence, a sense of humor and intelligence, Are decisive and goal oriented, Are into sports/working out, and Are honest.
- Turn Offs: Women who... Constantly put themselves and their body down, Never initiate sex, Are needy, insecure, clingy, jealous, self-centered or lack a sense of humor, Smoke, Have way too many tattoos, Don't know what a sentence or phrase is or how to use them.
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sesshomaru - 3 hours ago
Hi Shawn how are you? 
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thickbooty43 - 10 hours ago
You're welcome. I thought it was the other profile that said davsky but I could tell that it wasn't him.
phylyp - 12 hours ago
okidou ! 
Welcome back my Prince, i hope you had nice xmas vacations with yours
Welcome back my Prince, i hope you had nice xmas vacations with yours 
jack67 - 14 hours ago
Hey your back again on this profile Welcome back..lol!
Do you travel a lot outside the US and have you ever been to Europe before?
How was the game, did the team won that you have been hoping for?
Welcome back..lol!
Do you travel a lot outside the US and have you ever been to Europe before?
How was the game, did the team won that you have been hoping for?
lovinglacy - 16 hours ago
Sounds like you had more fun than me though, 2 games, with beer I hope, you can't go to a game and not have stadium beer.
mrmojorisin - 16 hours ago
not bad shawn now im done with work for 5 weeks so chillin with abeer and a splif all the best for the new year
nouse4aname - 16 hours ago
I'm doing great thanks. how are you? could you spend some time with you nephew? oh and, please tell him I said hi : P... have a great day.
xoxo Lena
xoxo Lena
here2watch - 16 hours ago
Prince Shawn
How's it going my friend? Now that the New Year has started, things can go back to normal. Sorry it's been a while since I said hi. So hi!
Hope you had a great time bringing in 2009.
take care S.
How's it going my friend? Now that the New Year has started, things can go back to normal. Sorry it's been a while since I said hi. So hi!
Hope you had a great time bringing in 2009.
take care S.
