Math never really interested me in high school. I spent every math class my junior and senior year thinking about sex. I would come up with these elaborate fantasy situations and just let my mind run wild for 45 minutes. One day I discovered that the seam of my jeans had a certain part in the crotch that could rub me just the right way. After that it was all downhill. Everyday I would shift my jeans just right before sitting down and get off right in the middle of math class. To be able to do this discreetly while surrounded by people is a true accomplishment. So I may be bad at math but I am amazing at getting myself off!

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