soo i'm walking down the street right, I just left a bar, drunk off me arse and of course horny...

unfortunately i wasn't able to pick up at the bar i was at, so i decided to take a stroll down the street to see what other trouble i can get myself into. that's when i bump into these 3 hot girls (2 brunettes and 1 blonde) they were listening to a street musician. so i strike up some polite convo.

everything seemed to be going well as i was escorting them up the street. then to my surprise all 3 of them ran into a adult toy store! i had never witnessed a group of girls impulse shopping for dildos and porn before. so i'm thinking "hell yeah! i'm help em break out these new toys and have me a 4some!" they all bought their toys, i bought some condoms and we left.

we then hail a cab and the 4 of us pile in, as we headed back to their place (they were all roommates apparently) just when i thought i was in for sure, one girls tells the driver "hey can you just pull over here and let this guy out?"

yup... i got thrown out. my dream has evaded me once again...then again, i don't think it would actually be that easy... or maybe it would! maybe i'm just lacking the necessary tools to attract women (not that tool, that tool is just fine.)

well hopefully next time i will post a success story!! :P

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