I'm listening to the song Heartbeats by The Knife, it's like cum shots to the ears. Fucking awesome. It's like watching amateur cum shot movies with your girlfriend and she's in it. Wait, that would suck. No, actually I would love that. I think I have an amateur cum shots problems, I'm hooked. Why do I want to watch my lover get fucked by someone else? Whatever, doesn't matter. So yeah, cum shots in the ear. If you jizz in someone's ear while they're sleeping, would they think that they went deaf once they awoke the next day? Or can you splurge in someone's eye socket and let it dry over night? Would their eye open in the morning or would it be sealed shut? There is only one real way to find out the answer to those questions, so guys get to it and please email me so I can find out.
