Friends don't let lads drive drunk and give buds a handjob to give their friends a slap when they need it most. That's what friends do when they give a hand job. So if you're a girl and your bud has a hard on, don't be shy and give him handjob movies to help him out. Blue balls hurt like shit and they aren't the funnest of things. It's when you got your first hand jobs making movies for the three in the morning time slot for the local handjob tube TV station, and then found out it was just highly edited hand job pornography. So help a brother out once in a while and stick your hand jobs down someone's pants and start the stroking procedure, and hey, suck it just a bit if you want to. It helps relieve the tension of a long day at work or on the playground if you work there.
