Rod Stewart has a few singles off his 1978 hit album A Dirty Blonde Lesbian Have More Fun. Maybe what Mr. Stewart didn't realize is that not every dirty blonde lesbian slut has more fun. I mean who's to say that redheads don't have more excitement. Or that a bald lesbian slut fuck would have more if they could catch a fucking break once in a while. Scientifically, let's dissect just how the color of hair follicles is a direct influence on the amount of physiological pleasure a living organism can attain. I could understand that if I'm about to fuck a dirty blonde slut only to discover that her pubes are red, I'd be visibly alarmed and proceed to put my clothes back on and the red-pubed blonde fuck would not have any excitement. Only in such an instance would the phrase be accurate. In the 1996 cult-classic Scream, Drew Barrymore's lesbian character Casey Becker got murdered within the first 5 minutes of the movie! Let me ask you Mr. Stewart, even though your album came out 18 years before the movie, do you really think they have more fun now? Is Drew Barrymore dying funny to you? Do you get off on that? I hope your dog dies of cerebral Palsy!