A month into our quest for stardom in Hollywood and we were making serious headway. All the major porn studios were trying to get us to sign with them but my penis played it like a game of chess and the money kept rolling in. Everything was looking good until that fated Tuesday. We were on the set of "Cookies & Milf" when one of the moms approached us and told my penis "I'm going to have to teach you some lessons" in a sexy tone. In his ever-growing egotistical righteousness, my prick responded "The only lessons you could teach is how to be ugly! Ugly looking!†Tears welled in her milf eyes as she ran back to her milf trailer. I scolded my cock for being so unnecessarily rude yet he did not seem to care. We argued in our pictures trailer for hours but it was plain to see that there was no moms solution in site. I informed the milf director that my dick was staying flaccid in protest lessons, stories and the entire production was shut down. That was three weeks ago and it seems like all I have left are stories and pictures of life short lived in the industry I had always dreamed of. Will our lessons in differences ever be resolved?