My girlfriend has big tits. No, I'm sorry, mega tits! Really! She makes Dolly Parton look like Alley McBeal, it's fucking phenomenal! And they're proportional too. Not those bigger-than-your-head with nipples that look like they're slowly spreading over the rest of the tit. She's rocking big tit porn style with nipples that compliment the cup size, which is what God would have wanted; one mega tit that's basically two medium ones. But sometimes there are girls who you could swear their breasts were designed by Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) on crack. Don't get me wrong, I love tits in general but if you line up ten girls of varying breast size and let a dude choose his favorite, 9 times out of 10 he'll pick the mega boobs. And women know this. They realize that a smaller ass and larger chest will get you further in life as opposed to a big ass and a smaller chest. Mega tits tell the porn world that she has something going for her, that she has some worth in this world. As superficial as that sounds, it's stereotypically true. Now if only there's a way to get more of them to act like more of a porn star in the sack...