Right now I'm going to tell you about the best family trip that was saved by the best quality porn clips and pics. Wanting to spend some quality time with myself my mom and sister, my dad rented a Winnebago for the week and decided we'd drive out to Mount Rushmore to rekindle his love for J. Edgar Hoover. Being a last minute decision on a Friday night, we had little time to pack so I grabbed a clump of clothing from my floor and stuffed it into a bag. Before we knew it we were on the road traveling for North Dakota. 10 minutes later we were there and my dad had explained that he wanted to camp out under Mount Rushmore even though we live 10 minutes away from it. Talk about the best shitty vacation ever. A few days past and after finally getting around to my bag, I noticed there must have been some of the best quality porn pics and clips in the clump of quality clothing from the floor! That night I broke into the information cottage to use the TV and DVD player and jerked off till dawn to the porn clips and pics. I snuck back to the RV with a big grin on my face just before my family woke up and what could have been the most boring vacation turned into an okay porn trip 10 minutes away from my house.
