As you can imagine, I spend all day looking at porn, that’s why I’m so good at making best-of lists, because I truly have done all the market research possible. Without getting into too much detail, this week’s blog post is about facials, because I really need one. Cum is rumoured to be a great source of calcium, and with that all over your face, how can you go wrong? With the coming winter months we can all expect to get a little dry skinned, so why don’t we hop into the routine of a regular facial now?

1. Izy Gets Hosed

As Izy comes Izy goes? Either way, Izy gets so much cum on her face her fake eyelashes fall off. Out of embarrassment she puts on those creepy glasses while the men scream “GET HER IN THE EYE”. Izy loves it and so do I.


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2. Chick With Glasses Drinking Jizz

Talk about obedience, this girl sits there waiting for the cum on her face like a lost puppy dog looking for guidance, she also has that sexy librarian thing going on. Does that ever get old? Don’t think so.


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3. Hot Pornstar Blows On Cock

Its girls like this that love being called sluts, and there’s nothing wrong with that.


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4. Creamed Head to Toe in Man Goo

She has to wear a hardhat just to protect herself from the oncoming torrential downpour of cum. Where do I meet a guy like that?


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5. Aleksa Gets A Facefull

Are you hungry for Hungarian pussy? The bowl was a great idea, get your calcium girl.


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