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6 years ago

Monday's just keep coming around, don't they? No matter how far I try to get away from one of them, next thing you know another Monday comes around and smacks me in the head. I know that what goes around comes around but on days like these I wonder sometimes if I'm coming or going and everything just goes 'round and 'round and 'round.

Sometimes I can't tell if I spend the weekends recovering from a hard week, or spend my week recovering from a hard week-end, but I suppose that as long as I keep living hard and pushing out all the edges and filling all the corners then I'm doing what I can, and who cares if the paint drips into my hair and onto the hardwood floors and the bricks piled up in the alley out back.

Of course, digging through photo galleries to share with you isn't exactly torture, is it? I think, more than anything else, it's my masochistic drive to try to quit caffeine that's messing with my mind and preventing me from making sense. At this point I'm just figuring that if I can stay awake and alert enough to finish this post, I'll be ok.

So, as soon as I dro ................. sorry, nodded off there for a sec. Where was I? Right, I was trying to find a way to lead into the pics and rooting around in my desk drawer trying to find some damn Tylenol. I know there was some in there last week, but a thieving little flubber keeps bouncing around the office and rearranging our shit. Fkuc. I keep trying to get rid of him, but the rest of the crew here seem to think that he's some kind of cute little mascot. I keep trying to tell 'em, but....

Pics. Right. Hot pics of naked chics. Yeah, man, I got this. Good ones too. Big boobies. Click on 'em to make 'em bigger (the pics, not the boobies although, who knows, that might work too...)

And really, if I want to give you the goods, why aim lower than the top? It's a rough Monday so today I'm throwing at you probably the biggest pornstars in the biz today. None other than the one and only Nikki Benz!




Sing along with me everybody: "Oh laaaawwwd, won't you give me a night with Nikki Benz? My friends all bang Porsche, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, so lawwwwwd won't you let me bang Nikki Benz?"

And that's all the off-key singing I've got in me for today. I'll be back tomorrow and, until then, be good to each other.

Peace,
Just'in Porn


6 years ago

It's Friday, it's Friday!! Last day of the work week and, for most of us, we'll be set free to wander and roam the delights of the weekend. To go searching for buried treasure, be it a jar of nickels buried in your backyard when you were seven, or the treasure buried under the jeans and between the thighs of the object of your desire. I might recommend a metal detector for the former, and a bottle of Absolut for the latter.

We would still really appreciate getting more performance reviews from all of you (see blog post below this one), but whatever else your weekend holds in store for you I just couldn't let you go with at least one more heart-stopping, libido-busting, sultry, sexy and salacious picture gallery. I'll keep the text short and sweet today and skip to the pics pretty quick. If reading is more your mood, I could do worse than to recommend two of the more entertaining blogs that you'll find here on the 'hub: Nwah's and Sparco's.

Nwahs is probably one of Pornhub's most beloved members, although I have no idea why, and Sparco is a little blue alien that discovered Pornhub as a result of us sending our signal into space as part of the S.E.T.I. project. He's been on earth for a few months now and has already developed a biting wit and a healthy (and very understandable) obsession for hot Australian chicks. Both of their blogs make me laugh on a daily basis, but you should still tell them that their page is boring just so that they don't get too swelled of an ego. Go hit up their pages now, and tell 'em Just'in Porn sent ya! And now, on with today's pics!

And no, I don't know her name, but I do know that if I was going fishing I wouldn't throw her back. Have a great weekend, everybody. I'll see y'all on Monday and, until then, be good to each other.

Peace,
Just'in Porn


6 years ago

One of my many many many many jobs here on the 'hub is to try to sort out some of the issues that you guys are having with your Pornhub surfing experience. And of all the feedback that I've been getting there is one that is making me very very curious for more information. Believe it or not, some of you are saying that the site is SLOW, or that the videos buffer and buffer and pause and freeze and all that jazz.

Obviously, this simply won't do, so I need your help to figure out what's going on so that I can get this site up to optimal speed for everyone.

The following directions are for Windows users (sorry Apple-heads, but I'm a MACtard and can't help you at all):

1) From your Start Menu, choose "Run" and enter the command "cmd" (without the quotation marks). A black command line window should open.

2) On the command line, enter "ping pornhub.com" (without the quotation marks). You should get someting that looks a little like this:


C:Documents and Settingsbrentos> ping pornhub.com

Pinging pornhub.com [146.82.202.154] with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 146.82.202.154: bytes=32 time=36ms TTL=56
Reply from 146.82.202.154: bytes=32 time=55ms TTL=56
Reply from 146.82.202.154: bytes=32 time=54ms TTL=56
Reply from 146.82.202.154: bytes=32 time=55ms TTL=56

Ping statistics for 146.82.202.154:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 36ms, Maximum = 55ms, Average = 50ms

3) PLEASE leave a comment on this blog which includes your country of origin, whether you are having speed and / or video issues on Pornhub AND THE LAST LINE OF THE "ping" RESULTS.

Something like: "Canada / video doesn't play / site slow / Min = 36ms, Max = 55ms, Average = 50ms"

This information will help us figure out what we need to do next to optimize the site for all international locations, making your Pornhub experience even better!

Thanks and yes, I promise I'll have another hot picture set for you as soon as possible...

Talk to you soon,
Just'in Porn


6 years ago

Hello again faithful reader. I'm back today after a nice three day weekend and I'm downing energy drinks and aspirins about as fast and as often as I can. To hell with 2 every 4 hours; I inverted that shit and now we're talking. Maybe, just maybe, if I live properly for a while I can get my liver back to normal function before Thanksgiving. I didn't even drink that much, but I think I ate about four pounds of those damn brandy filled chocolates so now I'm hungover and battling insulin shock.

For dinner I cooked a delicious braised rabbit stew. I thought that it was delicious and made for a nice departure from the norm, but some of the kids seemed to get upset at the idea of eating the Easter Bunny. I thought that he was delicious and really, I can get eggs at the grocery store if I want them (and I don't even have to look that hard). I mean, I wouldn't mess with the Tooth Fairy; at least she brings money. Whatever. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. At Christmas I'm gonna cook the brats nine venison steaks and I'll decorate one of them with a maraschino cherry. Let Santa walk; fat man needs his exercise anyway.

But that's a long way away and for now I'm just counting down the days until Summer. Hopefully you all had a nice break, and are ready to rock and roll again as we keep pushing the 'hub forward and make it the #1 adult site in the world!

I also wanted to take a couple of lines here to thank you all again for the amazing feedback that you've been giving us. You've absolutely loaded our plates with tons of great ideas and we're hoping to put most of them into effect over the next few weeks. Keep the great ideas coming and we'll keep getting to them as quick as we can.

Of course, for those of you who didn't get enough chocolate over the weekend, today's girl ought to be sweet enough to erode even the most stubborn enamel. She calls herself Bree Olson and I'm sure that, for this girl, no further description is necessary. Enjoy!


Of course, you can find pics of Bree anywhere, but for a one stop shop of some of the hottest content you can find, you might want to check out Glamour Models Gone Bad. Is that a shameless plug? Of course it is! What can i say, everyone's gotta eat, right?

And that's all the time we have for today, boys and girls. Come back tomorrow when you'll hear Just'in Porn say, "I'll see you all soon and, until then, be good to each other."

Peace,
J.Porn


6 years ago


I've been thinking a little bit about depth perception and how it works. Since your eyes are set slightly apart (I hope), they each see an object from a slightly different perspective. Each eye actually sees a different picture but, thanks to the amazing and mysterious powers of our mind, both 2D images are combined to give us one single 3D view. This is why people who wear an eye patch or have only one working eye have difficulty with recognizing depth-perception. This is also the principle behind making a 3D movie look like the zombies are reaching through the screen to snatch at you.

I was thinking about this while I was having a conversation with someone that just didn't "see things" my way. I forget what the debate was about, but while we agreed on many points, we just didn't have the same perspective on the issue. Now, after much discussion I realized that my friend's logic was good, and so was mine. Although we disagreed about "the truth" we were both right.

I could launch in here about the relative nature of "Truth", but I really just wanted to make the point that often, it seems, two people can function in much the same way as two eyes do. Each individual person is often locked into a 2D way of thinking which, although Right and True, is not complete. It takes another person's slightly askew perspective to fill out our images and help us to see things more deeply.

Of course, if you do only have one good eye or wear an eyepatch, today's picture set might not have the same impact on you as it would otherwise. To help add power to my presentation on perception, I would like to introduce you to Memphis Monroe, a hot sexy slut who's big, beautiful boobies just scream to be appreciated in all their 3D glory. And the fact that the pic set comes from a site called Pornstars Like it Big should give all you ladies out there a hint that over at that site, titties aren't the only things that will pop out of the screen and into your face...



Somewhere in this whole post there was supposed to be some kind of a joke about how double-D was good, but triple-D is better, but I wasn't quite able to squeeze it in and now my mind is starting to waver and I think I need a Red Bull. I'm gonna go pop an upper or two before I pass the fuck out, and I'll hit y'all back again tomorrow.

Peace,
Just'in Porn


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