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16 years ago

I am NOT here for your pleasure!!!!!

Ok I've had it!!!! Some of you have really lost your fucking minds! I am here for the porn. I am not here to satisfy you! I am an unemployed single mother. I do NOT have a production studio. I CANNOT add new pics and vids weekly. If that is what you want or expect - please delete me. If you have a problem with the quality of my pics or vids - DON'T LOOK AT THEM!!!
Let's move onto messengers...FUCK ALL OF YOU LAMES IN THE ASS!!!! If I want you to have my messenger I will give it to you. If you have been given my messenger it is because I want to talk to you, not because I want to be your sex toy. I DO NOT DO C2C or CYBER FUCKING SO STOP FUCKING ASKING ME TO DO IT!!!! Those of you who have not got the message as of yet will be deleted from my messenger and from my friends list here. I added you to my messenger with the expectations that we could get to know each other better, not so that I can fulfill some missing component in your life. And why is it that the habitual offenders are the men who have the littlest dicks in the world?????? Ladies you know who I'm talkin bout the ones who's dicks disappear when they grab it LMFAO!!!! (I crack myself up.) These same guys are the ones who beg for people to comment on their pics. LMAO You gotta beg for comments because nobody has anything to say about your lil weinie. /color]
Besides if I gave cyber pleasure to everyone who asks for it, all I would do is cyber. I would not have a life. And I do have a life.
I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER!!!! OMFG WTF is wrong with you! You are fucking nuts if you think I'm gonna give you my number. And I don't do phone sex either. Why the fuck am I gonna put energy into getting you off and then I have to do all of the work to get myself off too (just like with C2C and cyber).
Now, some of you may ask well why do you post such provocative pics and vids here? The answer is that this is a porn site. All of my "friends" know that I will get down and dirty here. If you don't know, check my wall. Messengers are reserved for meaningful conversations.

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17 years ago

This is FAF (borrowed from my guy Greg)

This is truly why you should limit your drinks in public! I went out on St. Patrick's Day to an Irish Pub in Spartanburg, SC. The place was packed. I was with 2 girlfriends and we had a table. Some guys shacked up with us since we had a table. One of them went to the bathroom and came back laughing uncontrollably. He then pulls out his phone and shows us this picture. This is some broad and yes she is sitting in the urinal pissing. So now everybody is falling out laughing and who do we see stumbling past us...you got it this pissy broad. I guarantee you that broad got fucked in the pub that night!

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17 years ago

FRIEND REQUESTS

Please read my profile prior to requesting to be my friend. If we have nothing in common, why would I add you???? If you do not have any information on your profile, I will not add you. If the information on your profile is scanty, I probably will not add you. If you do not have any pictures or videos of yourself on your page, I WILL NOT ADD YOU! I cannot stress this enough. I have spent a fair amount of time posting information, pictures, and videos on my page. I expect to see something on your page as well. I am not into dual gender people so if you have pictures of shemales/trannies I will not add you. To my international friends, if you don't speak English I won't add you. I am not trying to discriminate, but I am not fluent in any other language. I talk to my friends and if I can't talk to you then there is no need for us to be friends. And also to the ebonically challenged people on this site, if your profile is full of slang and/or symbols I will not add you. I am a grown ass woman. I do not have time to try to decifer what the fuck you are trying to say.

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This is FAF (borrowed from my guy Greg)

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