Some years back, me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit and Jody got married, should have known we'd never get far. Our drummer Jimmy would tell us his hidden masturbation girls and women movies doorknob story. You see, growing up, he didn't have a lock to his bedroom. So whenever he wanted have an afternoon of masturbating to girls movies or pics of women, he would have to hold the door shut so his parents wouldn't walk in hidden women and girls masturbation pics and movies. For years, he held the doorknob to keep it shut while masturbating off. Eventually he met a girl and they went steady for a couple weeks. That's when the problem began. After days of fucking his girlfriend, he couldn't blow his load. So one day when his parents weren't home he popped in a porn movie, even had some pics as backup to try masturbating to. Yet after countless hours of hidden masturbation, nothing. He was stumped, until after giving it one last chance, he began fucking his hidden masturbation women pics and girls masturbating movies in his room and as he grabbed the knob for more stability, he felt it! He had his mojo back! Years of whacking his wanker while holding the knob was the only way he could spew his shlong-spit and the last I heard he now carries a masturbation doorknob hidden wherever he goes.