Everything is starting to work out the way I had dreamed. My penis and I were kings of the world, there was never a shortage of money and I was going steady with the girl of my dreams. With a full bank account, I decided it was time to buy a new vehicle and since my '88 Dodge Colt had never let me down, I bought a '91 Dodge Colt. My cock voiced his displeasure wanting to opt for the '92, so I told him we'd take a trip to the male sex toys store with Cindy to make him happy. We went to buy some male glass bondage dildo sex toys. The sex store was filled with fun stuff; bondage devices, a dildo made of glass and male pump toys to which my penis recoiled in horror because for him that would be a suffocating vacuum. Besides, at 15 inches he was the titan of the industry, any larger and he'd be tugging boats into ports. We were happy with our buy and brought the male toys and the glass bondage dildo home and Cindy was overjoyed over and over and over again. After a sex session of epic proportions, the phone rang. It was a record label executive offering my dick a multi-million dollar recording contract. To say I was surprised was an understatement and I could see in my penis's face he had a tough decision to make...porn or music?