Oh the days of vintage porn, when the bush was in power. I can still remember when I had my original hips. The ladies had more curves than a European highway and the men, let me tell you about the men from the 60's, 70's retro porn and 80s porn. Muscular and hairy with a man's look, not that cute little boy next door who plays baseball in the summer and is a painter on the weekend and did vintage 70's porn. He likes fast cars because that's the style, fast and slick. Put hair gel on every part of his body and waxes and oils up before going for a slice of pizza and making vintage porn. You know the type. So back to that good old vintage porn of the retro type, the one that can get my knickers so wet it's like a river full of salmon and throwing in some fish pellets. The music was so much better back then it became a staple on society. Everyone has used the line "...then I got fucked in the ass while his dad was watching and in my head, it was like that 60s XXX porn music. You know bitch." Good times, good times.
